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A LATTE LIKE LOVE
by
Michelle C. Harris

Audrey Adams knows the exact routine for all her regular customers. That’s what happens when you work at the same Brooklyn coffee shop for years. So it’s completely normal that she notices Theo Sullivan, a shy new patron who comes in at exactly 8:17 a.m., right? And that this incredibly tall (and cute) man never drinks his coffee, always leaves a generous tip, only stays long enough to scribble in a notebook, and wears the same KN95 mask. Call it barista instincts or a reasonable reaction to Theo’s undeniable sweetness, but Audrey is crushing hard.
Eagerly anticipating Theo's visits, Audrey relishes the precious few minutes they chat every time he orders his large, extra-hot Americano. When an incident reveals the horrific facial scar he's hiding beneath his mask, Theo flees the café in shame, dropping his sketchbook and leaving a part of his broken heart behind.
Audrey decides to find Theo, return his book, and confess her feelings. Before long, they’re inseparable, talking nonstop and meeting up for dates at the coffee shop.
But Theo is reluctant to fully let Audrey into his heart. He continues to hide his scar and refuses to talk about his past. Their feelings are bubbling under the surface, but will Theo—and the truth behind his accident—keep him from finding the love they've both been longing for?
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Haldor Falk, fierce warrior and powerful vitki blessed by the Goddess Freyja with the extraordinary ability to transform into a falcon, has been charged with forging Skjöld, grandson of King Harald Bluetooth, into a rugged warlord in the wild north of Norway.
With his acolyte’s training now complete, Haldor intends to return to the Viking stronghold of Normandy. But when a vision reveals an imminent attack on a dwarf guarding a hidden treasure trove in a secret cave, Haldor and Skjöld gain Dwarven-forged weapons and an unexpected, invaluable ally.
Úlvhild, a völva of formidable seiðr magic and Haldor’s lover of nearly twenty winters, foresees that the Dökkálfar Dark Elves will strike to prevent the fulfillment of a prophecy. When the Norns unveil the terrible price of her fate, Úlvhild must confront a crimson-eyed witch to save her beloved falcon and ensure that the prophesied Son of the Dragon fulfills his destined path.
Falcon of the Faroe Islands is the sweeping, epic conclusion to the award-winning Valiant Vikings trilogy set in tenth century Normandy.

Magic and suspense as the time for the fulfillment of a prophecy approaches!
Falcon of the Faroe Islands is the third book in author Jennifer Ivy Walker’s Valiant Vikings trilogy and takes the story to an amazing pinnacle before coming to its absolutely stunning close. Warrior-vitki Haldor Falk prepares to return to Normandy and his one true love, Úlvhild, as soon as his young acolyte and the grandson of Harald Bluetooth, Skjöld, completes his final challenge on his journey to become a noaidi. However, the vision of the future the young man sees during the ritual warns of an imminent attack against a Dwarven stronghold, and they are compelled to respond, warning the Drarves and helping them in their defense; their future is tied to that of Haldor and Skjöld. So begins the chain of events that can lead to the fulfillment or failure of a prophecy foretold before Skjöld’s birth.
What a truly satisfying conclusion to this wonderful epic fantasy! The characters are unforgettable by their deep and abiding love, loyalty, and respect for one another. I could feel the powerful yearning Haldor carries for Úlvhild as he dreams of their reunion after eight years apart. She returns that affection in spades, and I ached for her as she saw what her love would compel her to do in the near future. The trilogy is full of intense love and deeply emotional connections between couples that last and last. As for newer relationships, the immediate chemistry between Skjöld and Skadi was delicious and palpable.
As the story comes full circle, the action moves from the far northern Scandinavian islands near the Arctic Circle to Normandy and Paris, France. The vivid descriptions of the settings make these ancient places come alive, and I felt as if I were there alongside the characters, whether on a remote island sitting around a campfire, in a mystical cave, on board a ship in rough water, or in a majestic, magical fortress.
The plot is well-paced with exciting action and battle sequences interspersed with more character-driven moments of tender romance, quiet introspection, longing, and the contemplation of sacrifices to come. By this third book, the magic foundation is well established and robust, consistent and well explained, so I had no confusion about how things worked or what to expect. I would have loved a glossary with a pronunciation guide for all the foreign terms, just because I’m fairly new to the myths and lore.
The author does a lovely job of weaving the basics of the
previous two novels into this story so that it can be read and enjoyed as a
standalone. However, the earlier books were also 5-star reading experiences for
me, and I believe they shouldn’t be missed. I recommend FALCON OF THE FAROE
ISLANDS to readers of epic fantasies who enjoy paranormal elements and Norse
legends and lore.
Living at the Edge of the World: Winter: The Papala Island Adventure Series, Book 1 by S.J. BarrattLiving at the Edge of the World – Winter by S.J. Barratt introduces readers to Timothy and Tabitha Brown, twin tweens from London, sent to spend a couple of months with their Great-uncle Tamhas, who lives on the isolated island of Papala in the Scottish Shetland Islands, while their parents take a round-the-world cruise. While Tim is delighted, excited by the prospect of exploring the small island and learning as much as he can about his temporary home, Tabs is completely out of sorts with the lack of amenities and WiFi that are always available in London.
Although the twins, brother and sister, are temperamentally opposites and there’s very little crossover in their interests, they get along very well, and their casual banter is cause for quite a few laughs. They are close and obviously love each other. Problems arise from Tabitha’s privileged attitudes, which lead her to believe she knows better than their local friend, Fenella, and her refusal to listen puts them all in a dangerous situation. Eventually, she comes to acknowledge her responsibility for her actions. I enjoyed how she grew up and came to love the island as much as her brother and the 30-odd souls who call Papala home. I loved how her Uncle Tamhas was so low-key, patient, and, I think, deliberately obtuse about her TikSnap social media obsession and desire to become a successful influencer. However, it was her special expertise that helped her foil a dangerous scheme by a group of older boys on the mainland later in the story.The story handles the children’s separation from their parents, friends, home, and the only life they’ve ever known gently, and Tabitha’s change in attitude is subtle and gradual. There are plenty of places for discussion, not only of Tabitha’s behavior, but of the culture and nature of the Shetlands, and there’s never a feeling of being lectured to in the narrative.
The audiobook edition, narrated by Gill Mills, was initially a little difficult to follow because I was unaccustomed to her accent and the Shetlandic dialect. But once I synced with the cadence and delivery, I was absorbed by the story. However, Tabitha’s whining and complaining at the start of the book was so strident and shrill, I worried I wouldn’t be able to stick with it for long. Thankfully, Tabitha’s voice mellowed as she settled into life on Papala.I recommend LIVING AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD – WINTER to middle-grade readers and listeners who enjoy exciting and warm adventure tales, and for use at home, in the classroom, or after-school programs.I voluntarily reviewed this after receiving an Advance Review Copy from the author through Silver Dagger Book Tours.
Fried Chicken Castañeda by Suzanne StaufferFried Chicken Castañeda marks the debut of author Suzanne Stauffer’s compelling new Historical Culinary Cozy Mystery series and the introduction of a sweet, serious, and courageous young amateur sleuth, Miss Prudence Bates, a former librarian from Cleveland, Ohio. Set in 1929, Prudence is bored with her life and staid career and is bitten by the adventure bug when she attends a lecture about the Southwestern Indian Detours and the young women who guide them. Determined to broaden her life experiences before settling down, she decides to pursue her interest by applying for the program and by making a temporary change in profession. After a long train journey to Las Vegas, New Mexico, she checks into the Castañeda Hotel, where she’ll join one of the tours to reach her training location, making friends with several of the young women, the Harvey Girls, working there. But when the brother of one of her new friends is murdered, she is compelled to help identify his killer.
I so enjoyed the main character, Prudence Bates, and found her engaging and quite relatable in her longing to finally live her life for herself. She’s smart but has limited experience with life beyond her own circumstances, and her eyes are gradually opened to what others are dealing with in the country at this time. She’s resourceful as she tries to uncover the truth behind the murder.The author packs a lot of punch into this first book in the series, and I felt I learned so much about an unusual and little-known topic. Her vivid descriptions and use of unique settings made this time period (1929 and Prohibition) and location (a railroad town deep in the Southwestern U.S.) really come to life as she developed the foundation for the series, so much so that I didn’t realize until later that the murder didn’t occur until past the halfway point of the story. That doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of action going on, though, as Prudence explores the small New Mexico town, discovers a vast array of culinary delights, and sees a different side of society than what she’s accustomed to as the mixed cultures clash.
I recommend FRIED CHICKEN CASTAÑEDA to readers of historical and culinary-themed cozy mysteries, especially those with an interest in the Southwestern Indian Detours and couriers and settings in the Southwestern United States.I voluntarily reviewed this after receiving an Advance Review Copy from the author through Great Escapes Virtual Book Tours.

In 1979, Jeff Burgess was a 22-year-old college dropout drifting through life in a haze of beer, weed, and dead-end jobs. He was the "town clown" with an undeniable work ethic but no clear direction. Then, on a lazy Sunday afternoon, his father called him home for a talk that would shake him to his core: "You have a gift, and I cannot allow you to waste it anymore. It’s time to get your shit together."
From that moment, everything changed. Armed with a relentless drive, a knack for problem-solving, and a newfound determination to make something of himself, Jeff set out to prove his father right. Within two years, he skyrocketed from warehouse worker to Vice President of Sales at a booming tech company. By the time he retired, he had built a global business supplying surveillance video recording appliances to both the most iconic and the secure sites in the world.
It Worked for Me is the inspiring, no-nonsense story of how an underachiever transformed into an industry leader—one who thrived not by playing it safe, but by embracing risk, trusting his gut, and always finding a way forward.
If you've ever felt stuck, uncertain, or like success was just out of reach, this book will show you how to seize your own turning point.
"It Worked for Me by Jeff Burgess is a powerful, down-to-earth story about turning life around through hard work and determination. Burgess shares how one tough conversation with his father pushed him to change his path from a drifting 22-year-old to the head of a $100-million company. His writing is straightforward, honest, and full of real lessons about perseverance, courage, and believing in yourself. What makes it even better is that all proceeds go to the Wounded Warrior Project. This is an inspiring read for anyone who feels stuck and needs a reminder that success is always possible."
~ 5-star Library Thing review
"Candid, humorous … He emphasizes the importance of common sense and learning from others. And his integrity is front and center."
~ 5-star review, Audiofile
"This was an interesting account of Jeff Burgess and his incredible journey. He has good advice and anedotes to back it up. Having the author as the narrator adds a special flavor to the audio book. In the very sad parts, it sounds like he gets choked-up, and as a listener, I held back a tear, too. Overall it was a good book."
~ 5-star review, Netgalley
Book Details:
Genre: Personal Memoir, Business Memoir, Life Lessons
Published by: Munn Avenue Press
Publication Date: April 1, 2025
Number of Pages: 335
ISBN: 9781960299666 (ISBN10: 1960299662)
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In 1979, I was living in a two-bedroom apartment in my hometown of Skokie, IL with my best friend Gary. I was 22 years old, a few months removed from my sophomore year at Illinois State University--and I say `removed’ literally, since the Dean of Students had strongly pointed out that school wasn’t the best choice for me. Gary and I both had “floater jobs” which basically covered our monthly rent, weed, beer, and food, in that order. The landlord would likely say the rent and weed could be in a reverse order. Basically, I seemed to be following a destiny first noted in my 8th-grade yearbook from Oakview Junior High, where I was dubbed “town clown.” My mom was horrified. Me? I took it as a badge of honor, one that kept wearing through high school and my short stint in college.
It was a typical September Sunday. Gary and I were laying around, recovering from hangovers and planning our next adventure. Around four o’clock, the phone rang. It was my Dad.
“Hey, Jeff, are you busy?”
“Well, a little. Hanging out.”
“I really need to speak with you. Can you come over?”
I was at that age when I didn’t really have anything against my parents. I’d see them for birthdays and holidays and when I wanted to conduct a secret withdrawal from the packed meat freezer they kept in their basement, but I didn’t see the need to spend any time with them. “Is it important?”
His answer was firm. “It’s important enough that I’m asking you to come over—now.”
That was good enough for me. I quickly jumped into the shower to wash off the after-aroma of the previous night’s parties. As the hot water rushed down, my mind began spinning with scenarios. What did he want to talk about? Abruptly it dawned on me that maybe he was going to tell me he was dying. My mind always moved at a mile a minute, and all of a sudden it came to a screeching halt.
Why else would he need to talk to me? My dad was an ordinary man--52-years old, husband, father of four, CEO of an Envelope Company, recovering alcoholic, and my hero. He really was my rock, and more than made up for my distracted mother. How would I survive without him? We always shared this unspoken bond of my inheriting his OCD gene. And while he never appreciated that I was that town clown and high school fuck-up, he admired my work ethic. When I did put my mind to something, I took it to completion, whether it was shoveling neighbor’s sidewalks in those Chicago winters or moving their lawns in the summer. Even as an eight-year-old. And if I had suddenly kicked the bucket at age 20, that would have been the story of my life—a human oxymoron who had a great work ethic yet couldn’t keep a job.
He hugged me when I came through the door and told my mom to let us be. We went upstairs to my parents’ bedroom, which was decorated with a complete Brady Bunch-era motif: matching avocado and orange bedspread and curtains, beige shag carpeting, large imitation Picasso paintings on the walls. We sat together on the bench seat at the bottom of the bed, connected at the hip. He started to put his arm around my shoulder, and almost instantly I began to cry. “Dad, please don’t die on me!” I began to sob.
Startled, he jumped to his feet, then put his hands on my shoulders. “Listen to me! That’s not what this is about. I’m not dying! But now that you mention it, you are killing me.” I started to say something, but he quickly interrupted, “Seriously, I need you to listen to me.”
He started speaking to me, but it was more of a sermon. The tone in his voice was unlike anything I had heard from him before. I had never heard him in such an authoritative voice. I could already tell that I had either upset or disappointed him, but just did not know how or why. I quickly learned. “You are wasting your life,” he said. “You have always had an outstanding work ethic, he told me, along with an incredible quick wit, which I was just throwing away by being a smart ass, just looking for the laugh. “If you were ever able to use that wit in a more “think on your feet” manner instead of just being a comedian, you could have great value to some company one day.” He looked at me directly in the eye. “I didn’t send you to college to be a fuck-up. You have a gift, and I cannot allow you to waste it. You need to get your collective shit together.”
I was stunned, and very upset. Not so much about what he said, but because I knew it was dead-on.
My mind jumped back to a moment two summers before, when I was working in his company warehouse. The combination of my 17-year-old male hormones and the highly Latina warehouse staff were just too much for me to overcome, and I devoted far more time to chasing skirts than my responsibilities. He sat me down then, too, but instead of giving me a sermon, he fired me. I know that conversation was painful for both him to say and me to hear as well. It wasn’t so much that I embarrassed him as the boss’s son getting canned, but what hurt me most was that I had let him down. Here I was, letting him down again. What most upset me was knowing that he was not proud of me.
I drove back to the apartment. The aroma of cannabis greeted my arrival. Gary passed me the loaded a pipe as I entered, saying something to the extent of “you look like you need one.” But what I needed is what I had just received. My dad was my hero, and I had been confronted with the fact that I was failing him. And really, I had also been confronted with the fact that I was failing myself. “No thanks,” I said to Gary, echoing the words my dad had just said to me, “I really need to start getting my shit together.”
The very next day, I started searching the Help Wanted section in the Chicago Tribune. Some company called Tek Aids two towns over was looking for a warehouse worker. I had never heard of them, but I knew I wanted that job. I’m not sure why, but the ad called out to me. Maybe I just wanted a job quickly so I could get back into my dad’s good favor. For the interview, I put my best foot forward, wearing the blue blazer my mother bought me for high school graduation and borrowing a paisley tie I had bought Dad for Father’s Day.
They were a family business about five years old that had set themselves up as a computer peripherals distributor. They sold printers, monitors, and bins full of internal parts. Jud, the founder and CEO, gave me a tour of the 15,000sf facility. I could tell he had great pride in his operation, and I was impressed that he knew every employee on a first-name basis.
The warehouse was sloppy and seemed a little disorganized. I knew I could fix that. What surprised me is that they also had a tech area in the warehouse, run by a guy wearing thick lenses a lab coast – he looked like mad scientist. They were building student tech systems for community colleges, based upon Ohio Scientific’s Challenger 1P single-processor computer systems. “A warehouse and tech?” I said to Jud, without reply.
I did find it interesting that he was already introducing me, and after the tour, we went into his wife Lorrayne’s office and they both told be the job responsibilities. I was trying not to jump the gun, but it sure seemed like I was already hired. And I was really hoping they would, and I knew I was looking into a crystal ball and seeing my future. Perhaps I was willing it to happen by confidently adding “I look forward to hearing from you sometime tomorrow.” She gave me a strange look, perhaps due to my presumptuousness. “The blazer and tie won’t be necessary when you come back,” she said. At that point, I knew the job would be mine. I was already reorganizing the sloppy warehouse in my head.
I started two days later. Two years later, I was promoted to Vice President of Sales. Twenty years and three days after my Dad’s sermon, I founded my own IT server-building company, morphing into the video surveillance recording market in 2009. By the time of my retirement on my 66th birthday on July 21, 2023, I had built a company that is the world’s largest supplier of purpose-built surveillance video recording appliances, with over a quarter-million devices recording the video surveillance from over four million cameras in 91 countries around the globe. And all at the most secure sites or coolest companies in the world.
Here's the story of how that happened.
***
Excerpt from It Worked For Me by Jeff Burgess. Copyright 2026 by Jeff Burgess. Reproduced with permission from Jeff Burgess. All rights reserved.

From outhouse to penthouse.... He’s that guy who started in the embryonic stages of the computer industry way back in 1979 as a non-college graduate warehouse manager, selling his way to the top as the CEO of his own $100M company.
He never cared for the arrogance of the term "rainmaker," since he always thought "mercenary" sounded cooler, especially while selling hundreds of millions of dollars of high-end computer technology to the largest companies and government entities in the world!
His story is about all those bumps and bruises along the way, and the lessons learned honing his uncanny ability to turn opportunities into successes.
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The Murders at Saint Charles Seminary by Janet A. BrownThe Murders at Saint Charles Seminary is the third book in author Janet A. Brown's cozy A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister mystery series featuring Father Brendan O'Clery, his homicide detective niece, Maureen, and his close friends in the clergy, Rabbi Ezra Lieberman and Pastor Langdon Boothe, who use their unique expertise and insights to solve murders. The story hits close to home for Father Brendan when a murderer kills a young seminarian, with a vow of more death to come at the Saint Charles Seminary, where his young nephew, Aiden, is also enrolled. Since his niece, Detective Maureen McNeely, is supposed to be on vacation, the case is assigned to her untested coworker, Deputy Caleb Martinez. Maureen sticks around, off the books, to help guide Caleb through his first homicide investigation and avoid the confusion and wrath of their vindictive supervisor that she experienced during her first case. Still, as Aidan was the one who found the body of the murder victim, Caleb's suspicion naturally falls on him as the possible killer, raising the stakes for the O'Clery clan.
Told from multiple points of view, readers have a front row seat to what's not being told the police as they question the residents of Saint Charles, as well as the terror the young men there are experiencing as the killer strikes again. Aiden O'Clery is only three months into his studies and is a kind and gentle soul, and friends with most of the others in his year, one of whom may very well be the murderer. As this is the same seminary Father Brendan attended, he is able to come and go at will and enlists Aiden to be his eyes and ears on site.Father Brendan's two close friends, Ezra and Langdon, are only on the fringes of the case; Brendan uses them as sounding boards for his theories and as backup observers when they visit the seminary. They are so peripheral to the story that if they'd been omitted completely, they wouldn't have been missed. Even though I love this trio of clerical sleuths, Father Brendan has always been my favorite, and the series is really his. Also, the banter between Ezra and Langdon regarding Ezra's purported diminutive size and Langdon's prodigious appetite quickly palled.
The charm of the book lies in the O'Clery family relationships. Family matriarch Eabhe O'Clery has been moved to assisted living, and, as expected, is not happy about it. She is lovable but sly, crabby, and manipulative, and knows exactly what buttons to push or cards to play to get exactly what she wants. Her scenes are delightful as she pointedly proclaims whatever is on her mind or wants to know. Her favorite son and golden boy, Archbishop Malachy O'Clery, stirs the pot as the older brother he is.The resolution of the case was exciting, and I didn't catch on to who the killer was until it was revealed, much like most of the characters of the book, although there was a big old hint right in front of our eyes that no one considered. The plot delves into Father Brendan's continued struggles with PTSD from his Gulf War and Afghanistan service and his worrisome reliance on his prescription medications to survive, but there may be light at the end of this tunnel for him, too.
I recommend THE MURDERS AT SAINT CHARLES SEMINARY to readers of mysteries and thrillers, especially those who enjoy amateur sleuths with a religious vocation.I voluntarily reviewed this after receiving an Advance Review Copy from Reedsy Discovery.

A DEADLY HOOK
by
Karen A Phillips
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What do Bigfoot and boxing have in common? Meet Raquel (AKA Rocky) Nelson, a retired single woman with a big heart and a deadly punch!
Rocky was looking forward to a carefree camping trip in the Sierra Nevada Mountains with her fraternal twin sister, Bridget, and their two favorite men. A recent Bigfoot sighting lures Bridget’s new boyfriend, Jeff, into a search for the elusive beast, but the weekend turns deadly. When Jeff becomes the prime suspect, Bridget pleads for Rocky’s help. Reluctantly, Rocky is pulled back into the role she thought she’d left behind, and once more heads back into the wilderness—this time hunting not a myth, but a murderer.
Karen A. Phillips lives in Northern California and writes humorous, fun, action-packed mysteries. Her characters are engaging and fearless. She has several short stories published in various anthologies. The Rocky Nelson Boxing Mysteries combine her love of boxing and the mystery genre. Sign up for her newsletter at: KarenAPhillips.com.
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The sky was blue, it was a warm late-September afternoon, and there was no better place to be as they walked across the street from Murphy’s into the ballpark. They had the best bleacher seats. Center field, perfect view of the field, and an excellent place to grab a few home run balls, if the stars were aligned. As they approached their seats, Kim stopped. “Wait a minute. Gina, do you see what I’m seeing? It’s Peggy’s girls from the kitchen.”
Gina looked past the girls and saw something that
astonished her. There was Peggy sitting next to Ben, who stood up and waved.
“Uncle Ben, what the hell?”
“Hey, Gina, it’s a long story, but we’re all here to
have fun and forget about our troubles, right, Peggy?”
Peggy growled, “Why not, can’t work today, schools are
closed. Ben stopped by with tickets yesterday and I figured my crew needed a
break after the poisoning incident.” She sat back down, grumbled some more, and
took a sip of her beer. Gina walked over and hugged Ben and sat between him and
Peggy.
“I am so sorry about the poisoning,” Gina said. “Angie
got it all straightened out. It wasn’t us who did it. She can bring you up to
speed after the game.”
“Good to hear. Sorry I was so mean to you, but it put
me behind schedule,” Peggy said. “By the way, my niece is coming out from San
Francisco tomorrow, loves baseball. Maybe we can take her to a Cubs game. She’s
a private investigator and has a case here. I think you’d like her. She’s a lot
of fun. She bats for Kim’s team.”
“What’s her name?” Gina asked.
“Jackie Larsen, she’s one fun-loving smart cookie. Her
parents disowned her when she came out, but I told her she would always have a
place in my heart and home,” Peggy said, and then turned to watch the players
warm up. Gina went to sit with her mom, Angie, and Kim.
“That Ralph knows how to pick good seats,” Connie
said.
“Vinnie and Ralph spent many a day in the bleachers,”
Gina leaned over and remarked. “They could afford the fancier seats, but they
said this is where the real fans were.”
Angie bought popcorn, peanuts, and beer for the crew,
toasting, “Here’s to family and the Cubs.” They all raised their beers,
toasted, and yelled, “Go, Cubs!”
The Cardinals took an early lead with two home runs in
the top of the second, and the Cubs answered in the bottom of the fifth and
tied the score. Baseball time was different for Angie. She had learned from
Vinnie to put all her cares away and soak it all in, one pitch at a time, one
hit at a time, one inning at a time. Today, of all days, she was doing just
that, glancing at the field and then over at her family, including Thad and
Daisy, knowing they would always get through anything as long as they were together.
She laughed out loud when one of the lunch gals yelled at the ump, “That was a
strike! Get some glasses!”
What a motley crew, Angie thought. At the top of the
sixth, one of the ushers came over to where she was sitting. “Is there an Angie
Sortino here?”
They all looked up. “Who wants to know?” Angie asked.
“We have a very special surprise for Angie. Are you
Angie?”
“Depends. You’re not from the mayor’s office, are
you?” Angie asked.
“No, I work for the Cubs.”
“Okay then, I’m Angie. What exactly is the surprise?”
“Not at liberty to say, but if you’d please follow me,
you’ll know soon enough. All I can say is it must be your lucky day.” He
gestured for Angie to follow him.
“Bring her back in one piece,” Connie called after.
“No worries, she’ll be safe and sound. Enjoy the rest
of the game. Go, Cubs.”
Angie followed him through the park, her mind reeling.
Where is he taking me? They navigated through all the fans, kids in tow,
lines of people waiting for beer and dogs.
He took her on an elevator up several floors, and she
noticed a sign pointing to the press boxes. They walked past them.
“Would you please take a seat, Angie?” said the
escort. “I’ll be back to get you at the start of the seventh inning.” He
pointed to a small area with a live TV monitor displaying the game and several
chairs. “Would you like something to drink?”
“Why not? I’ll take a beer, please.”
The young man returned with a draft beer and a bag of
peanuts. “Enjoy.”
Angie sipped her beer, cracked open peanuts, and
watched the rest of the sixth inning. The game was tied. Fans were yelling as
the Cubs took the field at the top of the seventh. She was deeply engaged in
the game when the usher interrupted her.
“How
are you doing?”
“Great, but I’d like to get back to my family. Time
for the seventh-inning stretch.”
“You’ll be enjoying that in just a few minutes. A
friend of yours has arranged something for you. I hope you brought your best
singing voice.”
Singing voice? Angie thought, as the usher led her
to a door marked “Announcer” and gently knocked. What the hell?
“Come in,” came a voice from within.
The usher opened the door and Pat Hughes, the
announcer for the Cubs, glanced over. “Angie, you’re going to be singing “Take
Me Out to the Ball Game” with our guest celebrity.”
“What! Are you kidding me? Oh my God! This is a
dream come true!”
“Come on in. We’re on in a few minutes.”
Angie stepped in and froze. There in front of her was
Bill Murray—the Bill Murray, wearing his 2016 World Series T-shirt and
hat, holding a microphone. “Hey, Angie. Nice to meet you. I was a friend of
Vinnie’s—so sorry he’s gone.” He reached over
and
gave her a warm embrace, saying, “He was a hell of a man, and there was no
better Cubs fan.”
Angie was having an out-of-body experience, thoughts
flooding through her mind. Is this real? How did this happen? I’m with Bill
Murray.
Bill brought her right up front—where you could see
the entire field—and handed her a microphone. “I know you know the words,” he
said, smiling.
The Cubs announcer broke in, “And today we have our
very own Bill Murray with a special guest, Angie Sortino, singing “Take Me Out
to the Ball Game.”
Bill jumped in, “A one—A two.” He glanced over at
Angie and they both started singing.
“Take me out to the ball game. Take me out with the
crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. I don’t care if I never get back!”
Angie gave it all she had, joy erupting from within
her. She caught sight of her and Bill on the Jumbotron. As the camera scanned
the crowd, everyone got up and sang, arm in arm. “So it’s root, root, root for
the Cubbies . . .” The song ended, the crowd went wild, and Angie hugged Bill,
smiling ear to ear.
“This was truly a dream come true.” She pointed at him
with both of her index fingers. “Bill Murray. I sang with Bill Murray!”
Bill gave her a departing hug. “Take care, Angie. So nice to meet you after hearing about you from Vinnie for so many years.That man sure loved you.”


Amy S Peele was born and raised in the Chicago area and now
lives in Marin County in California. Having spent thirty-five years working in
the field of organ transplantation, she brings a fresh, knowledgeable, and
humorous new voice into the world of mystery novels.