Showing posts with label Humorous Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humorous Fiction. Show all posts

Monday, August 26, 2024

Book Blast & Giveaway: The Husband Chair by Nick Bannister; illustrated by Terry Deen


The Husband Chair
by
Nick Bannister
with illustrations by Terry Deen


Humorous Fiction
Publisher: Tellwell Talent
Publication Date: May 13, 2024
Page count: 32 pages 


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SYNOPSIS:
Our hero: Bone tired. Lost. Desolate. A man pushed to the outer limits of his very being. His struggle: Satisfy the need to rest whilst still supporting his beloved in her hour of need.
 
While his wife negotiates a seemingly endless list of fashion stores in her quest for perfection, her loving husband must stave off the weariness that visits each partner in a shopping spree with their significant other.
 
Fighting hunger, rising frustration and the mental fatigue associated with tracking credit card usage, will he ever find peace? And honestly, can he just go and sit down for a minute...

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“I think that I’m done. Are you ready to go?”

I’m pinching myself. Could it really be so?

And when over she strolls with complete shopping goals,

My heart’s just so full that it’s quite set to blow!

My cold bitter heart warms a hundred degrees,

When she whispers, “I love you,” and gives me a squeeze.

But my bright eyes turn dark when we reach the carpark,

As I’m patting my pockets and can’t find the keys...


ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Nick Bannister and Terry Deen are long-time friends & first-time author/illustrators. Each has their own vast experience with husband chairs, as both are happily married. 

Both reside in Brisbane, Australia.







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Tuesday, July 09, 2024

Release Blitz & Giveaway: Shaloha Gems by Terry Chodosh


Shaloha Gems
by
Terry Chodosh

Humorous Fiction / Romantic Comedy / Historical Fiction / Jewish Fiction
Publisher: Acorn Publishing
Publication Date: July 9, 2024
Page count: 164 pages

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SYNOPSIS:
Abe Goldstein’s life is speeding downhill faster than a Coney Island roller coaster.

His Manhattan diamond company is on life support. Crime is so bad that muggers are mugging other muggers. And his overbearing mother has gone behind his back and posted his profile on a Jewish dating site. Now, Abe’s phone is blowing up with messages from women who want to marry him.

At the advice of his accountant, Abe flees to Honolulu and cuts a deal with an Okinawan family to buy their diamond ring business. The owner’s beautiful daughter Kiyoko stays on as a consultant, and Abe finds himself falling hard for her.

But there’s trouble in paradise. Abe’s meddlesome mother hires an unscrupulous matchmaker to break the pair up and find a nice Jewish girl for him instead. To make matters worse, a rival diamond firm connected to Japanese organized crime is bent on destroying Abe’s fledgling business, Shaloha Gems.

As Abe navigates the twists and turns of his unconventional island life, everything he values is in jeopardy. He may be willing to damage his relationship with his mother to preserve his romantic relationship. But will he crumble under the pressure if he loses his reputation and his budding diamond empire too? Or will a discovery that leads back to the darkest days of World War II open an unexpected door to a brighter future?

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Born and raised in New Jersey, Terry Chodosh earned his MS in criminology from Florida State University. Terry began his twenty-eight-year career with the United States Secret Service (USSS) in NYC and fulfilled assignments in the San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Honolulu field offices as well as in the Gerald Ford protective detail.

While assigned to the Honolulu office, Terry traveled extensively in Asia, conducting complex financial crime investigations and providing executive protection for US government officials, including the president and vice president of the United States. After retirement, Terry wanted to tap into his humorous and creative side, which was often restrained throughout his career, so he began writing his novel Shaloha Gems.

Terry lives with his wife and son in Honolulu, Hawaii. He enjoys distance swimming in the ocean and outrigger canoe paddling, and he strives to stay one step ahead of skin cancer and tiger sharks.


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